Just like the players, make sure they are all paid through the nose and on long term contracts.Ĩ. Do the same when filling all the scouting positions, scouring the World for mental detectives who don't even know what a footballer is, can't speak English and have no ability to ever learn.ħ. Fill the coaching positions with the worst coaches you can find, ensuring they cannot speak English and have an Adaptability rating of 1 out of 20.Ħ. Ensure all of them are on long term contracts for the very maximum wages you can get away with.ĥ. ![]() The older the better, if they can't speak English, a bonus.ģ. Spend all available money on building a squad of 50 goalkeepers. Sell all their players for free or as little as the board would allow.Ģ. I would add a manager, typically calling myself Dick Breath and choosing a Dutch nationality. I wonder if any of you used to take over Newcastle and do what I did to Southampton at the start of every game?
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